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Let's Play Umineko no Naku Koro ni - Episode 2 Chapter 17
Episode 2 Chapter 17 – Happy Halloween! Part 1
Maria is all that kept Rosa from shooting Battler, but that doesn't mean he's not at least exiled.
He doesn't give a shit anymore. He's a quitter. Just gonna get drunk while nobody's around to tell him he can't, and wait to die.
I'm still not speaking to Battler, but tell him I said “Goddammit.”
He lets Genji in.
Genji would write and direct the best after-school special.
Okay, now we're interested.
That is not how sobriety works.
Battler's getting what he wanted. A confrontation with Beatrice.
No, tru—tell Battler “No, trust me, it's gonna be different.”
Very different, now...
They go in.
Ugh.
She doesn't want him interrupting her chess grudgematch with Kinzo.
Genji serves up some nasty-ass absinthe.
This is his last chance. He's just going to listen to her version and see if he can accept it.
In front of your crotchety ex, Beato? Really? So awkward.
The last challenge begins. She tells him all about her magic.
The end.
PSYCHE
[BGM: Fishy Aroma]
Rosa has abandoned the parlor fortress. She's got to get the hell off this island any way she can.
But first, she raids the chapel.
The gold bars are so huge she can only carry one and still make a speedy getaway.
More than anything, she needs a lot of money, right now. Exclamation points.
MARIA, MAMA WILL BEAT YOU WITH THE FUCKING GOLD
Rosa is almost incoherent with how pissed off she is at the notion that magic might be real.
Elsewhere, magic is busy being real.
Apparently not, considering what happened to... you know who.
...The poor, stupid fuck.
His surrender is complete. He's the witch's furniture now.
Yeah, wonder why. Kinzo and Genji go on ahead. Beatrice's gotta get dolled up. She could just do so magically as usual, of course, but.
It's too much fun to make her new toy dress her.
[SFX: ahaha.wav]
[BGM: Black Lilliana]
They're not actually her goat servants. Or at least, not most of them. I think? Witch parties are usually masquerades, and everybody wears the same costume, because witches are actually really boring. Or something. I don't claim to really get it.
Ah, finally Kinzo is in his element: high-class Satanic festivals.
In case you weren't clear on this, Furniture Boy is still nude, too.
OH GOD okay act natural it's a whole big party she won't even notice us we're just gonna wander over to the refreshments and see if they have anything other than human flesh okay be cool
[SFX: ahaha.wav]
Is she gone? PHEW.
As the clock strikes midnight, the door to the golden land opens.
It's official. She's at full power.
Oh, no, yeah, don't worry, this is normal at witch parties.
[SFX: ahaha.wav]
I tend to prefer staying home Friday nights.
They've run out of grandpa. Beatrice's gonna add the grandson to the spread.
...Please don't have him eaten?
Nope.
Yeah I don't even know. I guess that's Japanese for “om nom nom.”
[SFX: ahaha.wav]
Elsewhere.
[BGM: Worldend Dominator]
It's Rosa's and Maria's last stand.
Maria trips. Is Rosa a bad enough mom to leave her daughter behind?
Fuck no, and fuck you for asking.
Dark Rosa is using her powers for good. And she's a one-woman goddamn army.
BANG.
She might not have enough ammo here.
Sweetie, reload Mama's rifle!
In the meantime, she goes melee. Rosa is literally bludgeoning goats to death with solid gold.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Because badass or not, you're still kind of a fucked up mom!
FUCK SHE'S FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS
GODDAMMIT
No time to lament. Goats closing in. A moment with her daughter.
Rosa will protect her daughter as long as she's breathing. Come and fucking get some.
Tonight, she literally dines in hell.
Maria is all that kept Rosa from shooting Battler, but that doesn't mean he's not at least exiled.
He doesn't give a shit anymore. He's a quitter. Just gonna get drunk while nobody's around to tell him he can't, and wait to die.
I'm still not speaking to Battler, but tell him I said “Goddammit.”
He lets Genji in.
Genji would write and direct the best after-school special.
Okay, now we're interested.
That is not how sobriety works.
Battler's getting what he wanted. A confrontation with Beatrice.
No, tru—tell Battler “No, trust me, it's gonna be different.”
Very different, now...
They go in.
Ugh.
She doesn't want him interrupting her chess grudgematch with Kinzo.
Genji serves up some nasty-ass absinthe.
This is his last chance. He's just going to listen to her version and see if he can accept it.
In front of your crotchety ex, Beato? Really? So awkward.
The last challenge begins. She tells him all about her magic.
The end.
PSYCHE
[BGM: Fishy Aroma]
Rosa has abandoned the parlor fortress. She's got to get the hell off this island any way she can.
But first, she raids the chapel.
The gold bars are so huge she can only carry one and still make a speedy getaway.
More than anything, she needs a lot of money, right now. Exclamation points.
MARIA, MAMA WILL BEAT YOU WITH THE FUCKING GOLD
Rosa is almost incoherent with how pissed off she is at the notion that magic might be real.
Elsewhere, magic is busy being real.
Apparently not, considering what happened to... you know who.
...The poor, stupid fuck.
His surrender is complete. He's the witch's furniture now.
Yeah, wonder why. Kinzo and Genji go on ahead. Beatrice's gotta get dolled up. She could just do so magically as usual, of course, but.
It's too much fun to make her new toy dress her.
[SFX: ahaha.wav]
[BGM: Black Lilliana]
They're not actually her goat servants. Or at least, not most of them. I think? Witch parties are usually masquerades, and everybody wears the same costume, because witches are actually really boring. Or something. I don't claim to really get it.
Ah, finally Kinzo is in his element: high-class Satanic festivals.
In case you weren't clear on this, Furniture Boy is still nude, too.
OH GOD okay act natural it's a whole big party she won't even notice us we're just gonna wander over to the refreshments and see if they have anything other than human flesh okay be cool
[SFX: ahaha.wav]
Is she gone? PHEW.
As the clock strikes midnight, the door to the golden land opens.
It's official. She's at full power.
Oh, no, yeah, don't worry, this is normal at witch parties.
[SFX: ahaha.wav]
I tend to prefer staying home Friday nights.
They've run out of grandpa. Beatrice's gonna add the grandson to the spread.
...Please don't have him eaten?
Nope.
Yeah I don't even know. I guess that's Japanese for “om nom nom.”
[SFX: ahaha.wav]
Elsewhere.
[BGM: Worldend Dominator]
It's Rosa's and Maria's last stand.
Maria trips. Is Rosa a bad enough mom to leave her daughter behind?
Fuck no, and fuck you for asking.
Dark Rosa is using her powers for good. And she's a one-woman goddamn army.
BANG.
She might not have enough ammo here.
Sweetie, reload Mama's rifle!
In the meantime, she goes melee. Rosa is literally bludgeoning goats to death with solid gold.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Because badass or not, you're still kind of a fucked up mom!
FUCK SHE'S FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS
GODDAMMIT
No time to lament. Goats closing in. A moment with her daughter.
Rosa will protect her daughter as long as she's breathing. Come and fucking get some.
Tonight, she literally dines in hell.